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The Brad Pitt Rule

February 20, 2008

Ah, Brad Pitt. Men want to be him. Women want to be with him.

Which brings up a good point. Would a woman say “no” to a date with Brad Pitt? Probably not very likely.

Hence The Brad Pitt Rule

How the Brad Pitt rule works:

Call up the woman you like and ask her on a date. Did she say yes? Great, she probably likes you. What if she makes up an excuse for why she can’t go out? This is the time to employ the Brad Pitt Rule.

Imagine that instead of you, Brad Pitt had asked this same woman out. Would she use the same excuse with him? If Brad Pitt asked her on a date, would she still say she had to study or was going to the movies with friends that night? Nope. She would have dropped. pretty much anything and everything to be able to accept a date with Brad.

Now you’re not Pitt obviously. But if a woman is interested in you, she will drop her other plans to be available to go out with you.

Of course there are exceptions; the woman may have a legitimate reason she cannot make the date. Perhaps she has to work or go to a funeral. But, and here is the real clincher, she will suggest a different time for the date. She will say something along the lines of “I can’t do it Saturday night, do you want to hang out next weekend?”

If she makes up an excuse and she does not suggest an alternative plan, you have been shut out. She is not interested. Do not ask her out again. Doing so will only result in awkwardness and you feeling like a tool.

But don’t worry, she probably isn’t as cool as you thought she was since she doesn’t appreciate your charms. Start pursuing another lady who will.

I think I’ll start employing this soon. Very soon.

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2 comments

  1. Hmmm, not so sure about this. Girls do want to be chased, and if a guy gives up so easily, then they think he’s just not that interested/too lazy.
    Oh, and you have to remember the Wednesday rule – if you want to see her on Saturday, latest you can ask is on Wed.
    Argh. Too many rules! But then it wouldn’t be fun, would it?


  2. Too much of a game for me. If I work up enough courage to ask you out, then that’s all I can handle.

    If you’re interested, let me know. If not, let me know. Why waste each other’s time just to have fun?



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